We are The Parkdale Hookers, an alternative indie rock group based in Toronto, Canada.
We can best be described as AntiGlam. Take all the attributes you are supposed to associate with Rock ‘n Roll: glamour, being cool, being hip, being “in” – and get rid of it. What’s left is us. We’re like a trio of accountants who figured out a way to make Marshall stacks tax deductible and went with it
So Mark J and myself drove up from Toronto on a rainy Sunday morning. Mark C wasn’t able to come along due to scheduling conflicts but will be there in sprit if not in Skype. Jukasa studios are located deep within The Six Nations Indian Reservation in Southern Ontario. A location whose beauty I didn’t realized till I walked over to the small restaurant across the street this morning. [Read the rest…]
Download the free MP3 of the long rumoured digital remaster of the punk holiday favourite “Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time“! The perfect holiday tune which isn’t too, well, “Christmas-y” if you know what we mean. One reviewer called it “Bing Crosby fronting Motorhead”.
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Global Markets Reeling as Punk Band in Tatters /Toronto tPH Newswire/ – The Parkdale Hookers are no more. The stunning announcement out of Toronto has global markets in jitters as news filters out from the headquarters of the secretive hedge fund and punk rock group. The Board of Directors has ousted the top executives and … Read the Rest ->
The Parkdale Hookers International Inc. (a.k.a “The Parkdale Hookers”) is a Toronto-based business conglomerate, hedge fund and alternative rock group. The group formed in 2001 with the founding members, Noise (Chief Marketing Officer), Mark Jeftovic (CEO) and ex-Landslide drummer Dan Miles. After Miles left the group in 2004 to take a position in Jim Flaherty’s … Read the Rest ->
This coming Saturday we’ll be playing with one of our fav bands: Garage Baby. They always bring a killer show. Needless to say, we’re stoked. We’ll be on sharply at 10pm, followed by Maryanne’s UFO at 11, with Garage Baby kicking the place at 12pm. Don’t miss it! Related Images: