We are The Parkdale Hookers, an alternative indie rock group based in Toronto, Canada.

We can best be described as AntiGlam. Take all the attributes you are supposed to associate with Rock ‘n Roll: glamour, being cool, being hip, being “in” – and get rid of it. What’s left is us. We’re like a trio of accountants who figured out a way to make Marshall stacks tax deductible and went with it

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Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time – Video Reissue

Holiday favourite “Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time” now has a video and the song has been reissued on all major music platforms.

Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas!

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Waiting a long time

Grab an ear-ful of “Waiting a long time” from the first EP – “Polyester Fire Starter”

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Click here to buy the CD now – quantities are extremely limited.

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Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time – Video Reissue

Holiday favourite “Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas Time” now has a video and the song has been reissued on all major music platforms. Have a Parkdale Hookers Christmas!

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Parkdale Hookers Implode, File For Bankruptcy

Global Markets Reeling as Punk Band in Tatters /Toronto tPH Newswire/ – The Parkdale Hookers are no more. The stunning announcement out of Toronto has global markets in jitters as news filters out from the headquarters of the secretive hedge fund and punk rock group. The Board of Directors has ousted the top executives and … Read the Rest ->

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The Story Behind “Echo Bubble Overdrive”

The Parkdale Hookers International Inc. (a.k.a “The Parkdale Hookers”) is a Toronto-based business conglomerate, hedge fund and alternative rock group. The group formed in 2001 with the founding members, Noise (Chief Marketing Officer), Mark Jeftovic (CEO) and ex-Landslide drummer Dan Miles. After Miles left the group in 2004 to take a position in Jim Flaherty’s … Read the Rest ->